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Odata ajunsi in aeroport,Costel realizeaza ca i vine sa se cace. Se duce langa un stalp si-si face lipsurile.Nu-i pasa ca toti oameni se uitau la ei,nici ca toti il vorbeau,sau radeau de el.O persoana care trecea pe acolo ii spune : (P=Pesoana)
P: Domnule,avem wc-uri acolo..
C: A,a? ce ie aia wc-uri?
P: Acolo e un loc unde sa va faceti nevoile...la usile alea albastre unde scrie "wc"
C: Aha,aha.mersi fah.Geto,vrei si tu la buda?uite la usile alia albastre unde scrie WC ie buda
X: Fah,unde ie Florenta,nu o gasesc  .Florentoo!!!!
C Florentoo!!!!Fah nu ie aci.Hai la budele alea.
Cand sa deschide usa,acolo e Florenta care statea pe wc citind ziarul
C: Flonreto ce faci pe chiestea aia rotunda.
F: behehe..Am aflat ca se numeste wc.Si e o buda.
C: Da-te fah la o parte sa vad ce ie asta! (si o impinge l\pe Florenta de pe buda)
Isi baga capul in chestia aia rotunda,si sta acolo si se minuna.
C: fah Xeno ce tehnologizati ie astia
X: da-te fah sa ma pun pe chestia asta sa ma pish.
Intre timp ce Costel si cu Xena se minunau de tehnologiile din aeroport,Becali facea ture prin aieroport.Se indreapta spre wc-uri,bate la usa.Usa se deschide si...
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shii ??  niextu` fahhhhhhh  
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shi...m-ai lasat cu oki in luna...hai fah iubire baga nextuuuuuuuuuu
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Ancient***VIP's Boss***
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usa se deschide si de acolo iese Gica.Becali se uite mirat dupa iel: "ha,am inebunit!Vad porci in aieroprt"Se uita inca o data in s[pate,dar Gica disparuse,astfel ca Jiji ajunsese la concluzia ca a avut o vedenie.Cand sa intre la wc,putea ingrozitor("Asta ie mai rau decand ma caac ieu"spune becali in agndul sau).
Si asa se facu ora 14,iar avionul se pratea de decolare.
Costel alese 4 locruri,pentru el,Xena,Gica si Florenta.AVionul se ridica.
C: Huleo!!!O sa murim
X: Daca pica avionu fah?
C: hai jos,hai jos.
Si cei 4 se duc inspre iesire.Acolo se intalnesc cu o(am uitat cum se zice la alea care servesc oameni pe avion).(D=doamna)
D: Buna ziua domnule,cu ce va pot servi
C: Fah fumeie,trebe sa eisim afara din avion.
D: Imi pare rau dar asta nu e posibil.In cateva ore ajungem in Dubai,asa ca faceti-va comozi,si va aduc un ceai.
C: ieu vreau sa ies,ce nu intelegi fah?
D: Momentam zburam,la o inaltime mare fata de pamant,deasupra marii negre
X: Costele,eu n stiu sa innot.Nici Gica..Nici FLorenta
C: Nici ieu.haui la locurile nuastre.
Pe drumul spre locurile lor,Costel observa un pasager ciudat...Aarta exact ca iel.
J: Suparat,suparat sunt doamne iarasi,suparat
C: Fah sameni pe mine
Jiji isi intoarce privirea,si mirat spune:
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ce spune hai fah iubire k sunt curioasa aaa si app"stiuardese"asa se zike la alea de pe avion...hai nexxxxxxxttttttttttuuuuu
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Ancient***VIP's Boss***
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Jiji isi intoarce privirea,si mirat spune:
J: Ioi Duamne!!!Am probleme!!intai vad porci care ies de la buda,si apoi ma vad pe mine imbracat in cioban.Cu ce am gresit Duamne!
C: Fah tu ie ieu.Am murit?
J: Bai baiatule nu ma lua la misto,ca dupa zice lumea ca vorbesc de unu singur.Hai imaginatia mea bogata du-te!
C: Ce fah? las' ca ma duc ieu!Si te reclam pe tine la militie
J: Ce militie mai?Ce militie?A,tu esti d-alu Voiculescu!!Hii!!!Stafia mea e de partea lu voiculescu !Dispari!oamne fa-l sa dispara pe diavlolu asta care ma ispiteste!
C:  sa ma cac pe tine fah.
Costel se indreapta spre locurile lui si ii povesteste Xenei ca s-a vazut imbracat la costum,pieptanat,si putind a parfum/
X: Costele,asta ie o minune!Inseamna ca o sa avem bani.
C: Fah,sunt triaz?Cipeste-ma,hai
X: Pac!
C: Stai fah ca-mi curje sanje. 
Jiji a inceput sa-si spuna rugaciunile.Deodata langa el se iveste Gica,porcul pe care l-a vazut ia wc.
J: Da-mi o aplma sa ma asigur ca nu dorm.
G: na fa (si ii tranteste o copita-n obraz)
J: Ho tuh,ca-mi iei capu!Deci nu dorm...
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