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NIEXTUL fah ancient  
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When life seems so miserable  with your  and 
   MUSIC = LIFE
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ˆ•Crazy Butterfly•ˆ
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Si Jiji cu Costel si Xena se plimbau prin Dubai,povestindu-si unul fiecaruia despre viata lui,si ce au mai facut in timpul in care nu s-au mai vazut.
J: Imi aduc aminte cand m-am vazut cu extraterestri...
C: Exista extrateresrtii? 
J: da ,bai baiatule!
C: Si cum arata,a?
J: Au 3 urechi?vezi?a?a?Dinalea ca ale tale.Si se impat in 3 sexe,ca si oameni
C: fah,pai da uameni au 2 sexe.masculi si femele
J: Nu fah.Sunt 3. masculi,femele si neutrii.TU esti neutru
C: Sa vezi ce-mi face Geta cand aude.De unde stii?
J: asa am vorbit eu cu extraterestii:>.Sunt niste baieti foarte de treaba.
C; asa,asa
J: am vazut dinozauri
C: Dinozauri au disparut acuma mult timp
J: Ba nu! Eu sunt razboinicul luminii!Si eu traiesc de pe vremea dinzaurilor
C: Atunci cum suntem noi gemeni?
J: AM trait amandoi de atunci.Deci suntem 2 razboinici ai luminii.
C: Fah,mie-mi palc capacele alea unde se pune lumea pe ele sa scape de greutati
J: da,eu le-am inventat.Se numesc wc-uri.vezi ce frate inteligent ai?
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Costel absolut fascinat de inteligenta fratelui sau,incepe sa-l idolatrizeze.Intamplarile povestitite de catre Jiji,intalnirile cu ecstraterestrii,lucrul cu FBI-ul,timpurile cand el fusese presedintele tarii,si Steaua era a5a aora consecutic castigatoare a CUpei Uefa,de cand era Jiji la Steaua,il facusera sa-si puna intrebarea: "De ce oare eu nu sunt lafel de destept ca el?  "
Intr-o zii,pe cand Florenta citea ziarul,Gica isi bea ceaiul,iar Geta spala hainele,Costel isi lustruia cizmele de cauciuc.Peria aluneca asa de fin peste cauciucul galben al cizmelor,incat Costel simti o ridicatura in pantaloni si:
C: geta a inceput!
X: Ce?
C: Actiunea!VINO!
X: ACUMA!
SI Costel o trase intr-o camera.deodata se aud geamate de placere
F: ce fac astia?nu vrei sa facem si noi?
G: FLorento,perversa mica,numai la prostii te gandesti.TU stii ce ar iesi dintr-o capra su-n porc?
F: O porco-capra.O facem,te rog; ?
SI atunci Gica incepuse sa se suie peste FLorenta,dar atmosfera de placere dintre cele 2 cupluri este tulburata de aparitia lui Jiji,care vazand ce imagne are in fata,incepe sa...
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 CharlotteMod Immer ZusammenDin: in mata
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Baiatule,iti dau bani multi,cati nu ai visat tu vriodata daac ma salvezi.
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